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Dear sirs: I'm quite happy with the size of the various parts of my body, its functionality, and the frequency I use them for its intended purposes. Even if I weren't, it's none of your business, there's no point in asking me severals time a day. Yours, Jimmy
I love you too, but I'd love you even more if you didn't attach viruses to romantic messages
Sorry I didn't attach this document to my previous message, here you have it
Sorry I didn't attach this document to the previous message where I apologized for not having attached the document to the message prior to that, here it is now. Really.
Calendar reminder: stop checking your email so often. Now.