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    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Alternative Ending 1 (big fat spoiler included)

    After Voldemort uses the Avada Kedavra charm on Harry Potter, he's apparently dead on the floor, in front of all the Death Eaters.
    -Quick, check if he's really really dead - Lord Voldemort says
    -Er, boss, we don't know how to do that - Narcissa Malfoy answers - we forgot all our Muggle primary school education on, well, everything
    -Yes, boss, I don't even remember what's the capital city of France - adds another Death Eater, visibly ashamed
    Another Deat Eater half-heartedly kicks Harry on the butt. Harry winces
    -Yep, he's dead - says - He's not cursing, although his left leg twitches a little bit.
    -Well, for good measure, we'll use this Really Big Boulder on The Head charm. - a couple of Deat Eaters pick up a boulder, and smash Harry's head, breaking his glasses and spilling his cerebrospinal fluid in the process
    -He's oozing stuff now. He's well dead.
    Voldemort looked around and gave a few high-fives to his minions. He couldn't see Harry's scar now. All was well.

    2007-08-05 10:29 | 5 Comment(s) | Filed in

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    1
    De: Algernon Fecha: 2007-08-05 10:34

    ROFLMAO!



    2
    De: marcelo Fecha: 2007-08-05 16:47

    Hi, Juan!

    I made some questions to you on a post at my blog. If you permit me, I would like to put here the URL to it:

    http://geneticargonaut.blogspot.com/2007/07/gecco-2007-personal-summaries.html

    It would be nice to hear from you upon that subject.

    See ya!

    Marcelo



    3
    De: JJ Fecha: 2007-08-05 17:09

    Done as well as I could...



    4
    De: Pedro Morgado Fecha: 2007-08-05 19:31

    Please, save Harry Potter. :)

    http://avenidacentral.blogspot.com/2007/07/save-harry-potter.html



    5
    De: JJ Fecha: 2007-08-06 09:13

    Too late for that...



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