Today I have received a piece of spam I have really feel tempted to answer:
Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!
BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!
After all, Chris in the morning
, the Northern Exposure character, became a minister of the Worldwide Church of the truth and beauty
in more or less the same way. Besides, it's a steal:
For only .95 you will receive:
1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate in color, with gold seal(Certificate professionally printed by an ink press)
2. Proof of Minister Certification in your name
3. Shipping is free
Maybe there's a premium ministerships that goes with a funny hat?
Besides I would not be the only one: GameSpy has enthused with the idea
, as well as Ars Technica
. Hm, those are geek sites. Is it maybe a geek church?